Sonic the Chat Room – Please Come Help Me!

Sonic the Chat Room – Please Come Help Me!

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Please Come Help Me – Chapter 1

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KNUCKLES

Okay, so don’t laugh, but I’m kinda stuck.

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ROUGE

Stuck…up? Agreed.

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SONIC

More like something is stuck up his…

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KNUCKLES

Stop that!

Look, seriously I need help.

You know that swampy spot in the Forbidden Forest Zone

That mossy place with the mushroom rings

It seemed like a place a piece of the Master Emerald would be

So I went to take a look

I was out here exploring and I got stuck

The mud here is crazy after the rain

I slipped on something… like a mushroom?

Doesn’t matter

Caught myself but

My foot sank like a fool

Look I think I twisted it can someone please come help me

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ROUGE

Damn dude

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TAILS

Knuckles, you shouldn’t have gone by yourself, you know that

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KNUCKLES

Can you lecture me later, ok thanks?

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ESPIO

I’ll come collect you, How bad is the twist? Couple of rings bad or extra life monitor bad?

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KNUCKLES

Uh

I dunno

I cant really move at all so…

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ESPIO

Right, I’ll be there in 5 minutes.

Just stay calm.

And stay there.

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KNUCKLES

Was that a joke?

If so I’m not lauhing

*laughing

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SONIC

I laughed for you

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Please Come Help Me – Chapter 2

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AMY

Hey, sorry, been following but was out, you guys okay?

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ESPIO

The mud here is crazy after the rain

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SONIC

Yeah, so I heard

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ESPIO

I got stuck

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AMY

What? You too?

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ESPIO

My foot sank like a fool

Look I think I twisted it can someone please come help me

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TAILS

??

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ROUGE

*Sigh*

Where are you again?

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ESPIO

You know that swampy spot in the Forbidden Forest Zone?

That mossy place with the mushroom rings

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ROUGE

OK, look I think I remember the place you guys are talking about

Gimme 5 minutes and I’ll come get you both

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SONIC

What I’m getting from this is that we should never take a group hiking trip together

Clearly you lot are not the outdoorsy type and would only slow me down.

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AMY

Haha, seriously

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Please Come Help Me – Chapter 3

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SONIC

Status update, guys?

I’m waaaaiting!

Knux?

Espio?

Rouge?

Guys, It’s been like 30 minutes already and I’m really starting to worry

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ROUGE

I was out here exploring and I got stuck

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AMY

Are you kidding me?

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ROUGE

I slipped on something

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TAILS

So wait, all of you are just standing out there?

In the Forbidden Forest Zone?????

Sonic, I really don’t like the sound of this.

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ROUGE

That mossy place with the mushroom rings

I cant really move at all so

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TAILS

Erm

Guys, maybe we’d better call G.U.N.

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ROUGE

Was that a joke?

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TAILS

No

You guys, maybe we should

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ROUGE

Look seriously I need help

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SONIC

Tails, might be right

It’s gonna be dark in like an hour or so.

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AMY

So we need to be fast

G.U.N. won’t be

They are still out looking for Big the Cat.

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SONIC

Or his body

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AMY

SONIC!

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TAILS

Don’t be mean!

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SONIC

What?

It’s been like over 2 weeks since he went missing searching for his damn Froggy.

Everyone is thinking it

I’m just saying it

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AMY

Sonic…

You can be a real jerk sometimes

Rouge, tell everyone else I’ll be right there

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ROUGE

please come help me

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AMY

I am on my way.

And Sonic, you can start thinking about all the ways you can make it back up to me.

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Please Come Help Me – Chapter 4

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TAILS

Ok guys, this is seriously messed up. its been over another 30 minutes again.

Whats going on?

Guys?

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AMY

I was out here exploring and I got stuck

The mud here is crazy after the rain

I slipped on something… like a mushroom?

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SONIC

Are you actually just copying Knuckles’s first messages?

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AMY

Doesn’t matter

Caught myself but

My foot sank like a fool

Look I think I twisted it can someone please come help me

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SONIC

Amy, this is screwed up

If this is all some big joke, let me tell you right now that it’s not funny at all

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AMY

I’m not lauhing

*laughing

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SONIC

Okay seriously what the actual heck?

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TAILS

Sonic, whats going on?

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SONIC

Something stupid, that’s what.

Some of them spent too much time on reading creepypasta or something.

I’m half expecting Sonic.EXE to appear.

I bet Knuckles put them all up to this.

And they’re probably laughing at us on some other group chat

That’s it, isn’t it, Amy?

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AMY

I’m not lauhing

*laughing

Can you lecture me later, ok thanks

Look seriously I need help

You know that swampy spot in the Forbidden Forest Zone?

That mossy place with the mushroom rings

My foot sank like a fool

Look I think I twisted it can someone please help me

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SONIC

Fine. Okay. I’ll play your stupid game.

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TAILS

Sonic, don’t!

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SONIC

Tails, it’s cool.

I promise I’m not gonna join in

I’m a jerk, APPARENTLY, but not THAT much of a jerk.

Unlike SOME of our friends.

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AMY

I can’t really move at all so

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SONIC

Good.

It will make it easier for me to catch you

Not that it wouldn’t be anyway.

Tails, expect a picture of me spin attacking these fools soon.

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TAILS

Just keep messaging please

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SONIC

Got it, kiddo.

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Please Come Help Me – Chapter 5

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SONIC

Okay

Just got here

Outside Forbidden Forest zone now

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TAILS

Do you think they are actually in there?

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SONIC

I do see everyone’s footprints heading into the zone.

Wasn’t really expecting that to be honest

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TAILS

Sonic, it’s seriously getting dark now

I’ll call G.U.N. if you want me to.

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SONIC

No, it’s cool

It’s only 5 minutes to the mossy place

Which is like half a minute for me.

And I can see the path okay

It IS pretty muddy here

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TAILS

Be careful

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SONIC

Everything is going to be okay, Tails, you’ll see.

Okay, I see the mossy place

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TAILS

Is everyone there?

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SONIC

No

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SONIC

Wait

Yes?

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SONIC

Sorry, It’s getting hard to see. I thought they were trees

Everyone is over there

But they’re just…

Standing there?

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SONIC

Dang it, the picture I took won’t send

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TAILS

Sonic, I don’t care, just get outta there

seriously this is really messed up

Sonic… please

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SONIC

They’re not moving

Just standing in a circle

And they’re not moving

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SONIC

They look kinda…

hunched over?

Oh no, Tails, I think they might actually be hurt.

I got to help them!

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TAILS

SONIC!

SONIC!

SONIC… YOU PROMISED…

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SONIC

Okay so

Don’t laugh

But I’m kinda stuck

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TAILS

Sonic, stop, this isn’t funny

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SONIC

I was out here exploring and I got stuck

The mud here is crazy after the rain

I slipped on something– like a mushroom?

Doesn’t matter

Caught myself but

My foot sank like a fool

Look I think I twisted it can someone please come help me

please come help me

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TAILS

I’m calling G.U.N.

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SONIC

Please come help me

Please come help me

Please come help me

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TAILS

They said people are out there already looking for Big the cat

do you see them?

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SONIC

please come help me

please come help me

please come help me

please come

help me

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Please Come Help Me – Epilogue

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SHADOW

Hey guys, long time no see.

Unable to connect for one day and I come back to this freaky nonsense

Sick sense of humor, all of you

We should send this to Doctor Eggman, I am sure it would creep him out.

Anyway, Knuckles are you still searching for the pieces of the master emerald?

Knux?

Guys?

Anyone?