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Batman AI Script – Reworked by AI! Comedian Keaton Patti once said he forced a bot to watch over 1,000 hours of Batman movies and then asked it to write a Batman movie of its own. It can be found here What happens when you actually ask AI to make the script better? Batman AI … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Crime “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

Weapons & Amour – Bring Your Kids to Work Day! It was supposed to be a simple job. One rooftop. One target. One clean shot. Instead, a professional assassin discovers his guns can talk — and they have opinions. About morality. About career choices. About his love life. Now trapped in a rooftop hostage situation … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Children “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

The Grim – Afterlife Report! The afterlife runs on order, balance, and terrifyingly thorough paperwork. When the Grim is summoned for his annual review, he must defend his scythe-spinning habits, his “streamlined” soul extractions, and one deeply misunderstood appliance-related event. Performance: impressive. Professionalism: debatable. Welcome to the corporate side of eternity. Chapter One The Grim … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Fantasy “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

The Grim – Origins! Everyone loves an origin story, don’t they? This is the previously untold tale of the world’s favourite soul-guiding skeleton. The personification of Death. The apotheosis of cool. The following is based on a true story. Almost certainly true anyway. After all, nothing in this world is certain… except Death and taxes. … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Romance “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

Guild Chat – Looking for New Members! (Guild Chat) Guild Chat – The Name Skaldrick has opened the server: Guild Chat Whispar has connected Mort13 has connected Bowjob has connected Greenwillow has connected Sir Lighthouse has connected Scrollz has connected Pridgarm has connected Th3_S1lent_M0nk has connected Skaldrick: Excellent, I am glad so many of you … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Description “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

Sonic the Chat Room – Please Come Help Me! Please Come Help Me – Chapter 1 KNUCKLES Okay, so don’t laugh, but I’m kinda stuck. ROUGE Stuck…up? Agreed. SONIC More like something is stuck up his… KNUCKLES Stop that! Look, seriously I need help. You know that swampy spot in the Forbidden Forest Zone That … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Adventure “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

An Interview with Minsc and Boo from Baldur’s Gate and Neverwinter ProjectGlaive speaks with the legendary Minsc (and Boo, must not forget Boo) from the popular Baldur’s Gate RPG series and the Neverwinter MMORPG. Thank you for reading this. Special thanks to Minsc (and Boo) for his time and agreeing to do the interview. An … Read more

The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Weather “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more

Diary of a Necromancer – Eldritch Times Eldritch Times – The Early Years Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling. The dead are watching us now. That’s the good news. My sister told me that mother killed her. Mother told me I don’t have a … Read more

Race Compendium Race Compendium – Common These are the most commonfolk of the realm. Elven Slender and tall, elves are the most common race and there are plenty of elven sub-races. City Elf A most common and domesticated elf that is usually found living in the suburbs. Dark Elf These elves are usually found living … Read more

Class Compendium This is an archived list of previously seen Class Compendium in a past version of ProjectGlaive. The Warrior Spirit classes are usually melee based tank/dps attackers. The Arcane Spirit classes use powerful spells to attack. The Specialist Spirit classes use stealth, ranged, utilities or some other unusual style of attacking. The Divine Spirit … Read more

Equipment Equip powerful gear to enhance your attributes and define your playstyle. Equipment comes in tiers from common to legendary, often with unique names and backstories. Whether looted from dungeons or forged with rare materials, your gear grows with you. Mix, match, and optimize your loadout to become the ultimate hero, farmhand, or battle-ready chicken … Read more

Inventory Browse your adventurer’s gear through a scrollable list. Items are neatly sorted into categories. Every item tells a story. Organized for quick reference and immersive exploration, this inventory blends utility with personality—your gear is more than tools; it’s a diary of your journey. Each weapon bears the marks of past battles, from chipped edges … Read more

Harvest Unit Dashboard Your HUD keeps vital info at a glance. Clean, clear, and ever-present, the Harvest Unit Dashboard ensures you’re always ready for your adventure. Vital stats, resource levels, and companion statuses are seamlessly displayed, allowing you to make quick, informed decisions even in the heat of danger. Subtle alerts and dynamic indicators respond … Read more

Power-Ups Discover powerful single-use items that aid in dire moments. Whether looted from ancient ruins or bought from shady merchants, these consumables are rare, valuable, and often lifesaving. Use the Power-Ups wisely as timing can mean the difference between victory and defeat in your next great adventure. Some unleash devastating bursts of power, turning the … Read more

Attributes Companions are defined by core attributes that shape their abilities and style. Each attribute impacts skills, combat, and roleplay. Balance or specialize to fit your vision. These scores evolve with experience, allowing your mascot to grow and adapt across their journey through perilous dungeons, unsolved mysteries, and epic quests. Along the way, their strengths … Read more

Species Choose from a diverse array of species, each with unique traits and cultures. Adventure awaits—forge your path in a world where every species holds secrets and strength. From towering mountain dwellers to elusive forest spirits, uncover ancient rivalries, hidden alliances, and untold legends as you shape your destiny. Encounter forgotten ruins, master rare abilities, … Read more

Frequently Asked Questions Frequently Asked Questions Q: Where am I? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: How did I get here? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: What is this? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: Who am I? A: You are you. (AKA the chosen one) Q: Who created projectglaive? A: Correct. Q: What is the second choice you choose when the first … Read more

Getting Started You are bound to an idyllic and mystical fantasy realm populated with anthropomorphic denizens that need your help. This is because you are the chosen one. You alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. … Read more

Class List A character class list identifying the fundamental part of the nature of the companions representing their defining capabilities, strengths, and weaknesses. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION Spirits Warrior → Arcane → Specialist → Divine etc Friendship List Warden (W) & Lifeguard (D) Exterminator (A) & Poacher (S) Celebrity (S) & Butcher (W) Groundskeeper (D) & Librarian … Read more

Lost Research Notes of The Farmer Lost Research Notes of The Farmer – Page 1 My name is REDACTED and I am a REDACTED at the REDACTED Research Facility. My colleagues usually just refer to me as REDACTED, though. This may be because of my love of boiled egg sandwiches during my lunch break in … Read more