GO FOR THE EYES Use the player below to experience the full tracks. Now Playing:GO FOR THE EYES – Select a track Previous Next GO FOR THE EYES – Song List Side A Side B GO FOR THE EYES – Lyrics Intro (spoken / shouted) GO FOR THE EYES, BOO! GO FOR THE EYES!! RAAAAAAAHHHH!! … Read more
The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Romance “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more
Super HangMan Play Super HangMan Frenzy on Jabali AI Keyboard controls WASD/Arrows = Move Spacebar = Jump (Triple Jump Enabled) S/↓ + Spacebar = Drop from platform Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Step into a world where letters are more than symbols—they are keys to survival, secrets to uncover, and the last line of … Read more
A shimmering stream where the waters run rich and dark like freshly poured coffee. The air hums with the aroma of roasted beans, and the stones along its banks glisten with scattered coins left by hopeful wanderers.
Realmbound Title Logo The title logo only for the second version of Realmbound from the original concept that would eventually be ProjectGlaive Encounters The Realmbound title logo has always arrived like the first line of a story that refuses to end cleanly. It does not sit at the top of the game screen the way … Read more
Greetings Adventurer, If you’ve found this message, you’re standing at the edge of something unfolding. ProjectGlaive is a living fantasy RPG experiment — part game, part world, part evolving story engine. It’s built for exploration, strange encounters, wandering choices, and systems that grow over time rather than stay still. Step inside here:👉 https://projectglaive.com There you’ll … Read more
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Boiled Egg Sandwich Use the player below to experience the full tracks. Now Playing:Boiled Egg Sandwich – Select a track Previous Next Boiled Egg Sandwich – Song List Side A Side B Wording taken from Lost Research Notes of the Farmer Boiled Egg Sandwich – Lyrics My name is REDACTED and I am a REDACTED … Read more
Guild Chat – Looking for New Members! (Guild Chat) Guild Chat – The Name Skaldrick has opened the server: Guild Chat Whispar has connected Mort13 has connected Bowjob has connected Greenwillow has connected Sir Lighthouse has connected Scrollz has connected Pridgarm has connected Th3_S1lent_M0nk has connected Skaldrick: Excellent, I am glad so many of you … Read more
Where’s the Elephant Ninja? #4 Elephant Ninja Fact #4 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for the Elephant Ninja. Story The campsite came alive at night. Lanterns flickered like grounded stars, casting soft halos across tents of every shape and color. A chorus of crickets tuned the darkness, while … Read more
CHARACTER PROFILE Name Whatever Race Penguin Class Timekeeper Nature PeaceableEccentricMysterious Spirit Divine Attributes 20 10 25 25 30 35 20 30 20 40 Abilities Flashback This move can cause disorientation to the enemies as they are forced to think back to an event in their past. As an added bonus, this move can also be … Read more
Eighteen Inch Teeth Use the player below to experience the full tracks. Now Playing:Eighteen Inch Teeth – Select a track Previous Next Eighteen Inch Teeth – Song List Side A Side B Wording taken from Diary of a Necromancer – Eldritch Times Eighteen Inch Teeth – Lyrics Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 … Read more
The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Description “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more
ChooChooChase Play ChooChooChase on itch.io Keyboard controls W = Jump A = Move Left D = Move Right Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link He runs the railway. Now the railway is running after him. The Story ChooChooChase It was supposed to be a perfectly normal morning on the Island … Read more
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Realmbound Game Logo The second Realmbound Game Logo from the original concept that would eventually be ProjectGlaive Encounters In the quiet unfolding history of the Realmbound RPG fantasy game, the logo has never been just a symbol. It behaves like a living seal stitched into the fabric of the realm itself. With every update, it … Read more
Sonic the Chat Room – Please Come Help Me! Please Come Help Me – Chapter 1 KNUCKLES Okay, so don’t laugh, but I’m kinda stuck. ROUGE Stuck…up? Agreed. SONIC More like something is stuck up his… KNUCKLES Stop that! Look, seriously I need help. You know that swampy spot in the Forbidden Forest Zone That … Read more
CHARACTER PROFILE Name Pridgarm Race Dog Class Soldier Nature SurvivalistDutifulEnthusiast Spirit Warrior Attributes 40 10 20 40 40 20 15 20 40 10 Abilities K9 Tracker With an intimate knowledge of their surroundings and the creatures that live within them, this companion can use the Tracking ability to give themselves a general idea of what … Read more
Where’s the Elephant Ninja? #3 Elephant Ninja Fact #3 Once a deadly poisonous snake bit the Elephant Ninja’s leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the snake died. Story The theme park opened with a burst of color and noise, a carnival of spinning lights, distant laughter, and the metallic rhythm of rides climbing and … Read more
The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Adventure “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more
ClickBait Play ClickBait on itch.io Keyboard controls Mouse Left Click = Click Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link ClickBait is a chaotic idle/clicker game about becoming the biggest (and most questionable) internet creator. Upload videos, bait the algorithm, chase viral fame, and watch the comments roll in as you grow … Read more
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Realmbound Title The original Realmbound title from the original concept that would eventually be ProjectGlaive Encounters The original Realmbound title logo did not begin as an image. It began as a rumor told by chickens who refused to sleep. In the early days of the realm, before any hero had been properly “chosen,” there was … Read more
An Interview with Minsc and Boo from Baldur’s Gate and Neverwinter ProjectGlaive speaks with the legendary Minsc (and Boo, must not forget Boo) from the popular Baldur’s Gate RPG series and the Neverwinter MMORPG. Thank you for reading this. Special thanks to Minsc (and Boo) for his time and agreeing to do the interview. An … Read more
Where’s the Elephant Ninja? #2 Elephant Ninja Fact #2 There once was a street called the Elephant Ninja, but the name was changed for public safety because nobody crosses the Elephant Ninja and lives. Background The Elephant Ninja has gone to the streets for a crowd camouflage test. This might be the boldest strategy yet. … Read more
CHARACTER PROFILE Name Terwin Race Pig Class Chef Nature Kind-HeartedAddledChaotic Spirit Warrior Attributes 35 45 05 30 15 30 40 10 20 25 Abilities Hamfist Rush The user recklessly charges forward towards the target and bashes them with a rolling pin. This move is great for closing the distance between the user to the target. … Read more
The Funniest Bulwer Lytton Fiction Contest Entries – Weather “It was a dark and stormy night; the rain fell in torrents, except at occasional intervals, when it was checked by a violent gust of wind which swept up the streets (for it is in London that our scene lies), rattling along the housetops, and fiercely … Read more
DinoDash Keyboard controls Down Arrow = Duck Spacebar = Jump Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Tap screen to jump. There is no duck ability using touchscreen (same as the original game) The sky is burning. A lone dino sprints across the ancient wasteland as strange obstacles rise from the earth. The meteor is coming … Read more
Diary of a Necromancer – Eldritch Times Eldritch Times – The Early Years Nurse’s Note: Born 7 pounds 10 ounces, 18 inches long, 32 fully formed teeth. Silent, always smiling. The dead are watching us now. That’s the good news. My sister told me that mother killed her. Mother told me I don’t have a … Read more
Where’s the Elephant Ninja? #1 ⏱ Can you find the elephant ninja in under 5 seconds? Elephant Ninja Fact #1 The Elephant Ninja once threw a grenade and it killed 50 people, then it exploded. Background Somewhere in this peaceful scene, a highly trained elephant ninja is hiding in plain sight. Most people spot it … Read more
ProjectGlaive Logo The first time the logo appeared, it did not arrive like a drawing or a banner. It surfaced like a memory that the world had forgotten it had. They called it the Mark of Projectglaive, though no scholar agreed on whether it was a sigil, a seal, or something that had simply grown … Read more
Christmas Spirit The natural response when Halloween is close but the shelves are mainly stocked with Christmas items. “Christmas Spirit” isn’t always about joy, warmth, and celebration. Sometimes… it’s about defending Halloween with a scythe-wielding skeleton and a well-timed punch. And honestly? That’s a kind of spirit too. Christmas Spirit Meaning There’s a very specific … Read more
A shimmering stream where the waters run rich and dark like freshly poured coffee. The air hums with the aroma of roasted beans, and the stones along its banks glisten with scattered coins left by hopeful wanderers.
Race Compendium Race Compendium – Common These are the most commonfolk of the realm. Elven Slender and tall, elves are the most common race and there are plenty of elven sub-races. City Elf A most common and domesticated elf that is usually found living in the suburbs. Dark Elf These elves are usually found living … Read more
Class Compendium This is an archived list of previously seen Class Compendium in a past version of ProjectGlaive. The Warrior Spirit classes are usually melee based tank/dps attackers. The Arcane Spirit classes use powerful spells to attack. The Specialist Spirit classes use stealth, ranged, utilities or some other unusual style of attacking. The Divine Spirit … Read more
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Equipment Equip powerful gear to enhance your attributes and define your playstyle. Equipment comes in tiers from common to legendary, often with unique names and backstories. Whether looted from dungeons or forged with rare materials, your gear grows with you. Mix, match, and optimize your loadout to become the ultimate hero, farmhand, or battle-ready chicken … Read more
Inventory Browse your adventurer’s gear through a scrollable list. Items are neatly sorted into categories. Every item tells a story. Organized for quick reference and immersive exploration, this inventory blends utility with personality—your gear is more than tools; it’s a diary of your journey. Each weapon bears the marks of past battles, from chipped edges … Read more
Harvest Unit Dashboard Your HUD keeps vital info at a glance. Clean, clear, and ever-present, the Harvest Unit Dashboard ensures you’re always ready for your adventure. Vital stats, resource levels, and companion statuses are seamlessly displayed, allowing you to make quick, informed decisions even in the heat of danger. Subtle alerts and dynamic indicators respond … Read more
Power-Ups Discover powerful single-use items that aid in dire moments. Whether looted from ancient ruins or bought from shady merchants, these consumables are rare, valuable, and often lifesaving. Use the Power-Ups wisely as timing can mean the difference between victory and defeat in your next great adventure. Some unleash devastating bursts of power, turning the … Read more
Attributes Companions are defined by core attributes that shape their abilities and style. Each attribute impacts skills, combat, and roleplay. Balance or specialize to fit your vision. These scores evolve with experience, allowing your mascot to grow and adapt across their journey through perilous dungeons, unsolved mysteries, and epic quests. Along the way, their strengths … Read more
Species Choose from a diverse array of species, each with unique traits and cultures. Adventure awaits—forge your path in a world where every species holds secrets and strength. From towering mountain dwellers to elusive forest spirits, uncover ancient rivalries, hidden alliances, and untold legends as you shape your destiny. Encounter forgotten ruins, master rare abilities, … Read more
Frequently Asked Questions Frequently Asked Questions Q: Where am I? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: How did I get here? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: What is this? A: http://www.projectglaive.com Q: Who am I? A: You are you. (AKA the chosen one) Q: Who created projectglaive? A: Correct. Q: What is the second choice you choose when the first … Read more
Getting Started You are bound to an idyllic and mystical fantasy realm populated with anthropomorphic denizens that need your help. This is because you are the chosen one. You alone will wield the strength and skill to fight the forces of darkness; to stop the spread of their evil and the swell of their number. … Read more
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Class List A character class list identifying the fundamental part of the nature of the companions representing their defining capabilities, strengths, and weaknesses. ADDITIONAL INFORMATION Spirits Warrior → Arcane → Specialist → Divine etc Friendship List Warden (W) & Lifeguard (D) Exterminator (A) & Poacher (S) Celebrity (S) & Butcher (W) Groundskeeper (D) & Librarian … Read more
Lost Research Notes of The Farmer Lost Research Notes of The Farmer – Page 1 My name is REDACTED and I am a REDACTED at the REDACTED Research Facility. My colleagues usually just refer to me as REDACTED, though. This may be because of my love of boiled egg sandwiches during my lunch break in … Read more
Escape From Kobold Kennels Play Escape From Kobold Kennels on itch.io Keyboard controls Left Mouse Button = Select Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link You have just woken up from a scary dream and find yourself in a dark and creepy dungeon. You look up and find the Kobold is … Read more
The Waiting Game Keyboard controls Left Mouse Button = Select Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link This is a relaxing and thought-provoking game where players take on the role of a time traveler waiting for their destination to arrive at a rate of one second per second. As they wait, … Read more
HelpDesk Farmer’s Dilemma Click on game window screen above to begin Keyboard controls Left Mouse Button = Select Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link Welcome HelpDesk Team, Welcome to your central hub for managing and resolving support tickets! Here, you have the tools and resources to provide top-notch assistance and … Read more
Personality Test Keyboard controls Left Mouse Button = Select Touchscreen controls enabled on mobile devices Alternatively, try this External Link Just what sort of person are you anyway? Find out here! Answer all questions honestly and found out who you are! Instruction Manual The Personality Test from Project Glaive is a fun, interactive browser-based experience … Read more
Sir Galgardiel Play Sir Galgardiel on itch.io Click on game window screen above to begin. Full Screen button at the bottom right of game screen Click itchio link at the bottom right of the screen if you have problems playing here Keyboard controls WASD or Arrow Keys or Left Mouse Button = Move Enter = … Read more
Close Feedback Form Feedback Form Please leave feedback in the box below and then press the send feedback button Send feedback Thanks for submitting feedback! The suggestion has been automatically ignored. Resend New Feedback Journal Feedback Form! Zone: Inventory Index QUEST LOG: Use this form to send feedback, report mystical bugs, or suggest new features. … Read more
Close Achievements Achievement Badges Close Achievements Journal Achievement Badges! Zone: Inventory Index QUEST LOG: Each badge pulses with the essence of past victories—proof of daring quests, legendary feats, and unyielding perseverance. Arcane inscriptions shimmer, tracking your greatest triumphs and hard-fought milestones. Whether earned through wisdom, strength, or sheer determination, every mark within tells a story … Read more
Keep Profile Profile Deleter If you want to delete everything you have ever earned on this device, including achievements, highscores and unlocked content: DELETE SAVE FILE ARE YOU SURE? If you delete your profile, all saved progress and earned achievements on this device will be lost forever! Yes – DELETE PROFILE PROFILE SUCCESSFULLY DELETED! What … Read more
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Shiru – An electronic music enthusiast who creates low tech, chiptune, and video game related music using old computers, consumer electronics, and low end synthesizers. Developer of various music software as well.
This is an archive of the music of “Deceased Senior Technician” aka “No Soap Radio”.
There was a dot, and the dot split into two, and the two became ten million things….
DST released this music with the following note: “All tracks are free to download and use for any project under a creative commons attribution license (just post a link to nosoapradio.us).”
The rusted machine rumbles forward, its treads grinding stone, yet the fish remains untouched by time or war. An eerie guardian, it watches with unblinking eyes—commanding the battlefield without ever leaving the water.
A vast, open-air coliseum perched atop floating isles, where winged warriors compete in dazzling aerial duels. Feathers and banners dance on the breeze as crowds cheer from cloud-kissed balconies as legends take flight.
Echoes of forgotten worlds intertwine with haunting visions of the unknown. This mystic sanctuary pulses with eerie allure, drawing wanderers into its enigmatic depths with cryptic tales, mesmerizing sights, and boundless imagination.
Swings that soar between worlds, mazes of mystery, and enchanted games where heroes are forged. Every step is an adventure, every challenge a new quest.
Pixels flicker like arcane runes in the neon-lit halls and joysticks channel raw skill. From legendary high scores to digital duels, only the most daring players rise to mastery.
Through the veil of mist, the strean shimmering with arcane energy through an enchanted glade. Echoes of adventure ripple through its current, carrying tales of heroes and magic.
Shelves brim with enchanted relics, shimmering potions, and mystical artifacts whispering forgotten secrets, inviting only the worthy to uncover its treasures.
Legends claim that those who toss a coin into the well to become a patron may receive a blessing. Some say the well is watched over by a benevolent spirit, while others whisper of old magic woven into the stones.
Almagus is a magical spellbook holding incredible secrets that can only be unlocked with the correct magic words
Play as a baby and explore the world as you crawl around in over 24 different areas in this walking (or should that be ‘crawling’) simulator.
There isn’t an actual quest or objective to complete. Just look around and find out what the denizens in the world have to say.