Eggman on the Block
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Eggman on the Block – Lyrics
[Verse 1]
Now this is a story, all about my pain
A blue little hedgehog ruined my whole lane
He shows up smilin’, like he owns my space
Then leaves me eatin’ dust in a humiliatin’ chase
I built a big machine with a shiny red glow
He said, “Cool ride, Eggman,” then he wrecked it low
Spinning through my plans like a feather in a gale
Left my mustache twitchin’ and my patience frail
He eats my lunch, then he steals my pride
Puts a spring in my life like a bad wild ride
I say, “Step back, Sonic, I’m a genius in a tie”
He says, “Gotta go fast,” then he blinks and bye
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, here he comes again
Same blue grin, same rude wind
I need a scheme, I need a win
Somebody hide my little wrench bin
[Chorus]
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He runs right through my plans
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He makes me throw my hands
That blue blur, blue blur
He won’t let me be great
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
Somebody lock that gate
[Verse 2]
I had a laser tower with a very nice view
He surfed on the beam like he always do
I had a giant robot, one hundred feet tall
He found one weak spot and he made it all fall
My ego’s got holes, my dignity’s sore
Every time I get close, he is out the door
He snatches my ring-shaped snacks, then he leaves me stressed
I plan for world domination, he ruins my best
Even my pool got cracked by his little blue feet
Now the whole manse shakes when he skids down the street
I try to stay calm, but I can’t pretend
He’s a fuzzy little nightmare I can’t comprehend
[Pre-Chorus]
Oh no, hear that footstep snap
Blue speed on a paper map
I got a plot, I got a chart
He turns my evil straight to art
[Chorus]
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He runs right through my plans
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He makes me throw my hands
That blue blur, blue blur
He won’t let me be great
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
Somebody lock that gate
[Bridge]
Look, I respect a rival, maybe one or two
But this hedgehog clown keeps disrespecting my crew
I want one clean victory, one glorious day
Instead he does that smug little “too slow” face
So I polish my boots and I tighten my grin
Rebuild every disaster and go right back in
If he wants a rematch, then fine, let’s play
But I’m still gonna yell when he runs away
[Final Chorus]
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He runs right through my plans
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
He makes me throw my hands
That blue blur, blue blur
He won’t let me be great
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
Somebody lock that gate
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
Yeah, that hedgehog’s a pest
I hate Sonic, hate Sonic
But I admit he’s the best
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