Stolen Ring Parade

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[Verse 1]
I woke up grumpy
Must be that blue blur
He ran through my plans
Like a rodent in fur

My genius? Unmatched
My patience? Declining
Your little spin dash
Got my mustache grinding

I built ten contraptions
You jumped every one
Now I need a vacation
From your stupid fun

You hog all the glory
You hog all the loops
I bring the doom
You bring the oops

[Pre-Chorus]
Get out my lab
Get out my zone
I made a world of steel
You made it your home

Tapping my screens
Bouncing my walls
One hedgehog grin
And I want it all gone

[Chorus]
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He’s a pain in my spine
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
That smug little prize of mine

I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
Keep that speed away from me
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He ruins my masterpiece

[Verse 2]
You steal my robots
You flex on my name
Then you pop up again
Like a bad arcade game

I’m classy catastrophe
Panic with style
You’re the gremlin of progress
With a mile-wide smile

Egg on my face?
Nah, that’s my brand
But you still make me miss
Both screws and my hand

I press a red button
You grin and you wink
Then somehow my fortress
Starts shrinking in sync

[Pre-Chorus]
Get out my lab
Get out my zone
I made a world of steel
You made it your home

Tapping my screens
Bouncing my walls
One hedgehog grin
And I want it all gone

[Chorus]
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He’s a pain in my spine
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
That smug little prize of mine

I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
Keep that speed away from me
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He ruins my masterpiece

[Bridge]
I spent all night
On a glorious trap
Then you showed up
And made it a snack

I hate your grin
I hate your springy shoes
I hate how you win
Like the rules are for fools

[Final Chorus]
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He’s a pain in my spine
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
That smug little prize of mine

I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
Keep that speed away from me
I hate Sonic
I hate Sonic
He ruins my masterpiece

[Outro]
Next time, hedgehog
Bring your best
I’ll bring a scheme
And a panic test

I hate Sonic
(so, so much)