Guild Chat – Looking for New Members

Guild Chat – Looking for New Members! (Guild Chat)

Guild Chat – The Name

Skaldrick has opened the server: Guild Chat

Whispar has connected
Mort13 has connected
Bowjob has connected
Greenwillow has connected
Sir Lighthouse has connected
Scrollz has connected
Pridgarm has connected
Th3_S1lent_M0nk has connected

Skaldrick: Excellent, I am glad so many of you found my cryptic message. I am sure many of you are wondering why I summoned you here.

Th3_S1lent_M0nk: Want Gold Coins? Register at http://bit.ly/4cGSYfx or private message me for more details.

Mort13: This better not be a waste of my time, otherwise a curse on you all.

Scrollz: How did I get here?

Skaldrick: You eight have been chosen because of your amazing talents and skills.

Whispar: Ha, seriously?

Skaldrick: Okay, fine, the truth is, you seven are the only ones nearby not currently in a guild. I am the Guildmaster of Stoic Squad. I am sure you have all heard of us.

Greenwillow: Never heard of you.

Bowjob: Sounds like a stupid name to me. I would suggest Epic Raiders.

Whispar: How about The Silent Blade?

Greenwillow: Nature’s Servants is much more better.

Mort13: Mort13 and His Underlings.

Pridgarm: Pridgarm Smash.

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Bowjob: I am not sure there is enough character space to fit that all into a name, S1lent.

Skaldrick:: The name is not up for debate.

Scrollz:Who’s name?

Sir Lighthouse: We should choose a name that will strike fear into our hearts of our enemies.

Pridgarm: Pridgarm agrees.

Whispar: I got it: Crimson Tears

Greenwillow: Mother Nature

Scrollz: Scrollz

Bowjob: That’s just your own name.

Scrollz: I have no idea what we are talking about.

Whispar: Our new guild name…

Skaldrick: I JUST SAID THE GUILD NAME IS NOT CHANGING. ANYONE GOT A PROBLEM WITH THAT?

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Skaldrick has kicked Th3_S1lent_M0nk from the chat room.

Whispar: Woah, that was harsh.

Skaldrick: Now that I have got all your attention… let me explain…

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Guild Chat – The Elder

Skaldrick: We have an opening in the guild for one more member and it could be one of you.

Mort13: So this is like some sort of test?

Skaldrick: Yes, or you can think of it like an interview or maybe even a game show. I just need to find the right person to fill the role.

Pridgarm: Pridgarm is no good at tests.

Bowjob: Don’t worry, big guy, you can copy the answers from me.

Whispar: Then he is sure to fail.

Bowjob: ha ha ha, that was very funny.

Whispar: I know.

Sir Lighthouse: I must see a permit to prove you are the registered owner of this guild.

Skaldrick: What?

Sir Lighthouse: It is required by law.

Skaldrick: That’s ridiculous…

Sir Lighthouse: Or you could accompany me down to the interrogation room…

Whispar: No need, I got it right here.

Whispar holds up the guild permit.

Skaldrick: Did you just pickpocket me?

Whispar: I think you’ll find that the politically correct term is ‘pilfered’

Sir Lighthouse: That doesn’t make it any better, young lady.

Scrollz: When did you say dinner would be served?

Greenwillow: No one said anything about dinner.

Scrollz: … Oh… Everyone will have to speak up a bit because I am a bit hard of herring.

Skaldrick: Huh?

Scrollz: Get it? Herring… because… wait, was anyone talking about fish? That joke only works if you talk about fish first.

Skaldrick: How old are you, anyway?

Scrollz: I am one hundred and fifty two, but you know what, people tell me I don’t look a day older than one hundred and forty eight.

Skaldrick: No offense, old man, but you are not what we are looking for.

Scrollz: Where am I?

Skaldrick has kicked Scrollz out of the chat room.

Whispar: That may have been a mistake.

Skaldrick: You want to get kicked too?

Whispar: No, but I guess you didn’t know who that was?

Skaldrick: Yes, it was some annoyingly forgetful old timer.

Whispar: That was Scrollz the Elder.

Bowjob: No way…

Greenwillow: That was THE Scrollz?

Skaldrick: Who?

Sir Lighthouse: You know, The legendary Scrollz? You must have heard the stories. He is the most powerful sorcerer in the world.

Whispar: The universe.

Bowjob: He once beat an invasion of dragons all by himself.

Pridgarm: Pridgarm wanted to be just like him when he grew up.

Mort13: I heard it was bad luck to kick a sorceror.

Skaldrick: I am sure I will be fine.

Mort13: To be sure, keep your distance away from me!

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Guild Chat – A Pain in the Class

Skaldrick: Anyway, what’s done is done. Now there is only six of you left. Tell me a bit about yourselves.

Bowjob: My name is Bowjob and I am a altoholic.

Skaldrick: I meant… what class did you roll and why?

Mort13: Hmmph, You just want to make sure you don’t kick out another sorcerer.

Greenwillow: *Sigh* I will go first then. I am a Druid of Averlon Forest. I can cast nature spells and polymorph into a selection of animals.

Bowjob: That sounds so cool! I want you to meet my companion, this is Nethermore, my pet raven. See I love animals too. Maybe you and me should go out sometime.

Greenwillow: I would rather gouge out my eyes with sharp thorns.

Bowjob: I get that a lot.

Skaldrick: Are you a druid too then?

Bowjob: No… I am a hunter. Master of archery, setting traps and taming animals to be my loyal companions.

Greenwillow: That is barbaric.

Pridgarm: No, Pridgarm is barbaric.

Whispar: Ermm… do you mean you are a barbarian?

Pridgarm: Yes, Pridgarm fights with Brain and Brawn!

Pridgarm holds up two axes in the air.

Pridgarm: This one is called Brain and this one is called Brawn.

Whispar: I have a different approach to fighting. I can sneak around in the darkness, open locked chests, disarm chests and relieve valuables of unsuspecting victims before they even know I’m there.

Sir Lighthouse: You’re a thief? SOMEONE CALL THE CITY GUARDS!

Whispar: I think you’ll find that the politically correct term is ‘Rogue’

Sir Lighthouse: It doesn’t matter what you call yourself. As a Paladin from the noble order of the broken table I am duty bound to put you under arrest until I can…

Skaldrick: No one is arresting anyone. What skills do Paladins actually have?

Whispar: Other then being a righteous goody-two-shoes sitting on top of his high horse, you mean?

Sir Lighthouse: I can detect evil and slay undead minions. I can protect the weak and heal light wounds once a day. Also, when I am more experienced I should be able to resurrect the dead.

Mort13: I can already resurrect the dead

Skaldrick: Really?

Mort13: Absolutely, if you fall in battle , all I need to do is cast a quick spell and you will be back up again fighting by my side.

Skaldrick: That’s impressive!

Mort13: As my undead minion, under my complete control.

Skaldrick: …Oh

Sir Lighthouse: You are a foul necromancer!

Mort13: Necromancer, yes. Foul, no, I had a shower today. Dark magic has a bad reputation but it doesn’t have to be feared… unless of course, it is the Fear Spell, that one has to be feared. Unless you can pass the saving throw I guess.

Skaldrick has kicked Mort13 from the chat room

Skaldrick: I just couldn’t trust him… oh but if he whispers anything to anyone one of you, just tell him my finger slipped okay? I mean, it’s not I’m scared or anything but I am just gonna switch my status to appear offline for a bit, okay? Y’know, for entirely different reasons.

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Guild Chat – Did Someone Say?

Skaldrick: Okay, next question. What is the most epic quest you have ever completed?

Bowjob: Did someone say Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos?

Greenwillow: No, no one said Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos.

Pridgarm: Pridgarm heard two people say Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos… Actually now three.

Whispar: Why are we saying Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos?

Bowjob: I just thought someone might have said Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos?

Sir Lighthouse: What is Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos?

Skaldrick: I need you all to stop it, right now.

Bowjob: Stop what?

Skaldrick: Saying Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos.

Bowjob: Ha, you just said it yourself.

Skaldrick: I… know… anyone else who says it will be kicked

Bowjob: Say what?

Pridgarm: Kalin, the talking sentinel sword of chaos.

Pridgarm covers his mouth.

Pridgarm: NO! Pridgarm just pulled a stupid.

Skaldrick has kicked Pridgarm from the Chat Room

Bowjob: That was uncool. You know he didn’t mean to say it.

Greenwillow: Why did you start saying it anyway?

Bowjob: Because I have it. I got the sword as a reward from my most epic quest.

Greenwillow: Wutever.

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Guild Chat – The Confession

Skaldrick: We are now at the final four: Greenwillow, Bowjob, Whispar and Sir Lighthouse. Congratulations for making it this far. One of you is very close to becoming a guild member.

Bowjob:holds up his hand.

Skaldrick: Err, yes?

Bowjob: I’m not actually wanting to join the guild.

Skaldrick: Excuse me?

Bowjob: Maybe I should have said something earlier.

Greenwillow: You reckon?

Bowjob: No offense, but I am more of a lone wolf sort of player. I don’t do groups or guilds. It is just me and Nethermore soloing the bosses.

Skaldrick: Then why did you stick around for?

Bowjob: I just got a bit carried away in the moment. Anyways have fun and good luck to the three of you.

Whispar: Err.. thanks I guess.

Bowjob: Just one more thing… please can you kick me out… it looks fun.

Skaldrick has kicked Bowjob from the chat room

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Guild Chat – The Final Test

Skaldrick: Okay… Now the final three. This round is all about luck. I am going to close my eyes and click a name at random to be removed.

Sir Lighthouse: That hardly seems fair.

Whispar: Well, that’s life for you.

Greenwillow: …

Skaldrick: After the count of 3…

Sir Lighthouse: I just think it could be done in a better way. This is too much upto chance.

Skaldrick: 3…

Greenwillow: I am casting a four leaf clover spell

Sir Lighthouse: That hardly seems fair either

Skaldrick: 2…

Whispar: I really can’t look

Skaldrick: 1…

Skaldrickhas kicked Greenwillow from the chat room

Whispar: Can I open my eyes yet?

Sir Lighthouse: Is that it? Is it finally over?

Skaldrick: Congratulations. You have made it to the final two. Now only one thing must be done.

Whispar: Does it involve a drink because I think I need one after all that.

Sir Lighthouse: You got that right.

Skaldrick: No, now you must duel each other.

Whispar: No, that’s ridiculous.

Sir Lighthouse: There is no honour in fighting thieves.

Whispar: Right back at ya, goody-two-shoes.

Skaldrick: You must battle and win to become the new member of the guild. I told you all at the beginning there was only room for one member to join.

Whispar: Fine, we will fight.

Sir Lighthouse: We will?

Whispar: But before we do, I just have one question. Since you know all about us and we don’t know anything about you.

Skaldrick: Fine. You may ask your question.

Whispar: Just out of curiosity, what class are you anyway?

Skaldrick: That’s all you wanted to know? Very well. If you must know. I am a bard.

Sir Lighthouse: Excuse me?

Skaldrick: A bard! I tell stories, sing songs, write poems, that kind of thing.

Whispar and Sir Lighthouse look at each other.

Whispar has kicked Skaldrick from the chat room.

Sir Lighthouse: Awesome! But… how did you do that?

Whispar: I still had his guild permit.